Trump’s strange decision to “reject the advice” of his team members and declare victory on election night, despite the fact that even Fox News said he lost, allegedly came from a “seemingly drunk” Rudy Giuliani . “Obviously drunk – which, incidentally, is the title of Rudy Giuliani’s biography,” Kimmel joked. “Rudy Giuliani told him to come out and say he won. “The way you can tell that Rudy is drunk is that his breath smells more like a drink than cigars and cat cheeses for a change.”
The allegation that Giuliani was drunk was backed up by Trump’s former aide, Jason Miller, who, when asked if there was anyone that night who “drank too much during your observation,” replied: “Em. Giuliani.” .
Kimmel could not contain his laughter. “Okay, so Rudy was drunk. The big question is: What is Donald Trump’s excuse? He does not even drink! I mean, this testimony from his lawyers, his executives, his campaign advisers, his family – there are really only two options here: Either Donald Trump lied and committed multiple crimes in an attempt to forcefully arm an election process, or is not a weird rocker. “I guess it could be both.”
When Trump’s son-in-law and top adviser Jared Kouchner was asked during his testimony if he had ever shared his views on Giuliani’s plan with the president, he stammered and replied, “I guess so.”