You would think, however, that some of his ministers might have avoided breaking the law on a global scale. Even only twice. But needs and all that. Save Big Dog does not require anything less than all its ministers to sacrifice what is left of their credibility in the case of the insane in the party. Members of parliament – almost exclusively men – whose demands are becoming more and more extreme as they are met. Given that Priti Patel comes from the same wing of the party as the fundamentalists, it seemed likely that she would like to take the opportunity to explain the current state of the Home Office’s plans for deporting refugees on Tuesday. An opportunity to dance with the lost hopes of asylum seekers around the world. But Priti Vacant behaved unusually elegantly on Monday afternoon. She was offered the opportunity by the President to make a ministerial statement, she refused. And when Lindsay Hoyle offered the opposition a chance to turn Rwanda into an urgent issue, she ran for the hills. Maybe it was too simple for her and she could not contain her frustration that most people were not going to suffer. After all, it was unlikely to come from a storm of remorse, as this would require something close to consciousness. But, for whatever reason, the Vacant was nowhere to be seen in the Commons and was left to the utterly boring and controversially controversial Minister Tom Pursglove to present the government’s case. Pursglove is nothing but true devotion. He was also one of the fanatical benches before Johnson ran out of options and promoted him to a Home Cleaner. So his eyes shone from the abduction as he sang his praises of being unpleasant to the refugees. That was a “world-leading” policy, he began. Top in the sense of being first in a single race. Any other country – mainly Australia and Israel – that had tried “deportation cash”, also known as legalized human trafficking, had to abandon it as inapplicable and very expensive. The idea that it might as well have been immoral and immoral has not yet crossed their minds. Rwanda was also fundamentally safe, Dopey Tom suggested. Not that he had the mind to live there. Although he would be very happy to visit some of the refugees when they were in their camp. Not so human zoo. More of a wildlife safari park. First you see the Big Five: elephants; lions; leopards? rhinoceros? and buffalo. Then you see the Little One. Probably even the Iranian policeman who had taken refuge in the United Kingdom as he was in danger of being taken to prison for preventing his men from opening fire on the protesters. The lawyers had arranged to disembark him from the first flight to Kigali, but he would probably gather and send him later. Scottish National Party Stuart MacDonald and Labor’s Yvette Cooper were both ablaze as refugees were seen as pawns for the convict’s survival. But local Tom shook their anger. They should not have been taken seriously because they had no alternative plan. Perhaps one of the most silly of his many stupid comments. There is no cure for Alzheimer’s, but it does not make a good idea to lobotomy everyone with dementia. Some suggestions are just inherently bad. And Rwanda’s plan is one of them. This did not stop the male Tory psychic from overdosing on the excitement of others’ misery. Peter Bone did not mind that no one on the flight may have been present – there are currently only those whose case has not been successfully challenged by lawyers – believed to be less than 10. Robert Goodwill was adamant that Christians fleeing persecution would be much better off in Rwanda, as the United Kingdom was essentially an Islamic state. Or something. Julian Lewis said that from now on the United Kingdom should be allowed to make laws for the whole world as we were the best country. The always angry Brendan Clark-Smith blamed the failures of the system on the feet of “left-wing lawyers” and charities. Bloody lawyers. It is circulating applying the law. Bloody charities. Getting around is kind to those who have a problem. Mike Woods was almost optimistic as he announced that the courts had said that the flight could take place regardless of whether it was legal or not. Go figure. Labor’s Chris Bryant shouted, “Left-wing lawyers.” Johnson himself was involved in some violation of the law. It becomes a habit. He tried to describe the impossibility of implementing the Northern Ireland Protocol as merely a cosmetic formality. What we got was Convict’s usual lies and dogs. We needed to change the protocol because it was unfair that the EU insisted on the agreement we had negotiated and signed. We had to do it because the protocol was against the Good Friday agreement. And that had come first. E then you may not sign a Brexit deal that is also against the GFA. Do you ever feel that you have been deceived? That you are ruled by idiots. Or people who take you for a fool. Surprisingly, he did not triumphantly celebrate the publication of the bill with a statement where he could answer the question of the deputies. Instead, he took it out as late as possible during the day to control it as little as possible. The economy also shrank by 0.1% in April. Our lucky ones. Effortlessly anonymous junior Treasury Secretary John Glenn was sent to explain why by answering another urgent question. It was so, he said. If we continued to do millions of Covid tests and spend billions on orbit and detection, then the economy would have grown. Brilliant. The Tories’s response to the recession. Mission for another pandemic.
